The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021

Devin Dakota Baldwin

A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.

Did you see Devin Dakota Baldwin in science today? He's so fine but he's such a nerd

by unicornchic September 13, 2017

Dirty Baldwin

Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.

Fuck-me, Johnny Boy got out of car last night and pulled a Dirty Baldwin on me!

by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020

The Baldwin

When a guy has a vasectomy, but still gets the girl pregnant.

"Did ya hear about Clabe? He pulled The Baldwin last week."

by BlazingWyvren October 31, 2021

Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021

A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022