Alec Baldwinned

The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .

I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .

by Road1nner April 06, 2024

Baldwin Blank

When you have a hot fart in the chamber and your not sure if its really a fart or your gonna shart your pants

" I got hit with a sneezing fit and I had a Baldwin blank in the chamber, luckily I didnt shit myself"

by Mr.Bellagio February 01, 2024

Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 16, 2021

Kate Baldwin

One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.

Kate Baldwin is awesome

by Livvvvv.. September 27, 2021

A Baldwin

When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.

I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉

by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022

Alec Baldwin Blanks

A 9mm bullet.

The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.

by Tiger Johnson October 31, 2021

Alec Baldwin

To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions

"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote

by SharkTac June 18, 2023