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Jesus

Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart
by BBYGAB October 10, 2019
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Jesus

A cute boy with brown eyes nice soft hair loves soccer and always has his earphones in after school but he has his on this one girl even tho shes younger.
by Itzyoboibigdick November 26, 2018
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Jesus

Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
by s-elarson February 13, 2019
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Jesus

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy
by SnO-b December 15, 2020
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Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is the one not to mess with.
by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018
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Jesus

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you
by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020
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The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
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