Zoey 101 Personal Time 

When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.

My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.

Zoey 101 Personal Time by The Jax April 19, 2007

zoey 101 

one of the best throwback shows of the 2000’s

person 1: bro do you remember zoey 101
person 2: yeah i fucking loved that show

zoey 101 by yourlocalpapi March 30, 2019

Zoey laverne 

A Bitch that crys for no reason And said the n word crys if she didnt get 11 chicken nuggets in a 10 peace box held a g*n has 8 year old dumbitches fanclub

DAMM Zoey laverne IS ANOYYING

Zoey laverne by pennywise🎈 October 19, 2020

Zoey 101 

List of things to appear in a typical episode/complaints about the series in general

1. In every episode: A common high-school stereotype must be brought up and made fun up.
2 In every episode: The "Paradise" of the school must be over-exaggerated.
3. In every episode: Contest. Zoey wins. She gets the greatest prize ever. The end.
Also:
5: Everyone that Zoey hangs out with is sane. Everyone who she doesn't hang out with is either a nerd, a weirdo, a bully, a dork etc. (See number 1)
6. Some weird bright pink, jeep, scooter, bike...thing that Zoey feels the need to ride from one place to another, that's only about one foot from each other.
7. PCA has their own News Channel, their own drink brand, their own movie theater and their own coffee stand...wtf?

-Watches Zoey 101-
-Head explodes-

Zoey 101 by Ozzy Osbourne October 11, 2008

Zoey Pollock 

An extremely beautiful woman with an amazing first and last name.

This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -

- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!

"Oh why are your eyes twitching man" "You're acting like a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"

Zoey Pollock by MrLuigiRPG December 12, 2019

Zoey T 

Zoey is so cool and sexy and slay

zoey t is so slay literally my king

Zoey T by amarastarxx August 19, 2022

Zoey Proasheck 

Zoey Proasheck is a YouTuber who makes gaming videos with the Yogscast.She is a lesbian and suffers from depression. She constantly tells her viewers “you are awesome".

Zoey Proasheck just made a new minecraft video with Ryitain

Zoey Proasheck by because I said so July 19, 2014