Ben-Zoned

the act of being friend zoned by a small eyed man named Ben.

Sky got Ben-zoned by Ben, thats a rip cuz. hahahahahahaha

by Kutuks September 9, 2019

Snap zoned

Similar to being friend zoned, although a step higher. It is when you are important enough to talk to the person over Snapchat although not important enough to communicate over text.

Damn, I thought Rebecca and I were going well but she snap zoned me.

by Bobby Jackson de O'town November 13, 2019

Bro-zoned

When a gay man has his advances refused by a bro, who was under the impression that the relationship was just a bromance.

"Omg I totally just got bro-zoned by Chad, he had no idea I wanted to hook up!"

by Treeboi April 20, 2020

granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020

Time-zoned

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩

by Snooh November 1, 2020

Kid zoned

When your parents treat you like a kid even if you're a grown ass adult.

I invited my friend Sarah to travel this weekend, who is 27, but her parents kid zoned her so she won't make it.

by DonSehIt June 10, 2021

Commission-Zoned

A phenomenon in the art community, and a form of client-zoning. To be denied friendship by an artist hired for a personal work. This typically happens after the customer is handed the finished piece and the artist no longer has the obligation, or any incentive to continue messaging. Emotions can be intensified if the customer has purchased an nsfw work, especially if they are deprived of sexual interactions, and or, if the paying customer feels entitled to additional attention. The customer is usually left with a piece they like visually, but associate with negative feelings.

Person1:
“I think Kai got commission-zoned when he bought the YCH for his fursona.. Kai says he loves the piece.. but he gets visually uncomfortable looking at it.. and he also talks about the artist a lot”
Person2:
“Commission what?”
Person1:
“He tried to befriend an artist and got rejected. Kai can’t even make it into the friend-zone.. but who thinks they can befriend someone running a business?”
Person2:
“Damn”

by Kashton1 November 15, 2021