The Zekes

Something you get from sexual intercourse. Generally makes you sneeze alot and burns when you poop. Occurs within 24 hours of intercourse.

I had the best sex ever the other night, but im pretty sure he gave me The Zekes

by ZekeSYLSR March 31, 2020

Zeke

It means 'gift of god' and 'the lord strengthens'. All in all a bad choice as a new name for any they/them who doesn't believe in god.

Damn Zeke is so fucking cool.
I wish I was Zeke, they're amazing.

by broglebitch September 4, 2021

zeke

a lowk hick that is a bad driver. he is a class officer because he has no other friends. and thinks he is an alpha sigma.

hey what’s your name?
zeke
… 🏃 ♀️💨

by durfffff April 5, 2024

Zeke

A trans man usually over 30 with a massive penis shaped like a kfc drumstick but with tiny balls, and has a receding hairline. Loves to spread the secret sauce.

Omg did you see zeke today? He’s finger lickin good!

by Patrols are shit November 26, 2023