Ps3 vs. Xbox 360

The Crips vs. the Bloods of gamers. While we're fighting a war over in Iraq and Afghanistan at home we are screaming and yelling at each other because 360 has more games but Ps3 has Blue-ray.

Ps3 fanboy1: That fuck over there thinks 360 is da bomb, we should go whup his ass.
Ps3 fanboy2: Shh I'm busy watching transformers on Blue-ray!
.meanwhile.
360 fanboy1: Stupid fucking ps3 fagboys think that Halo sucks the sack, wanna go take a bat to their skulls?
360 fanboy2: Dude shut your trap, I'm about to beat N00bZbOi11234666 on Team Snipers and level up!
. . .
This is the Ps3 vs. Xbox 360 war on a daily basis

by Whiteboy with Flavour July 9, 2009

xbox enforcement team

Eugene’s that live in there mothers basement and ban innocent Xbox players to make them selfs feel better

Man those damn Xbox enforcement team people banned me again

by I hate enforcement team September 29, 2018

PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch

the best WIFI router you can get the min fridge you can get and the best toaster you can get

PS5, Xbox Series X, Nento Switch are the best home appliances you can get

by NameSiren435547 January 19, 2021

Xbox Live Dick

A person of mediocre/ average skill who feels the need to inflate their ego and claim to be good at every game challenged at. They attack unprovoked, throwing insults and curses towards anyone who slightly opposes them or kills them. Once they realize they aren't good enough to defeat a certain player, they resort to racial slurs and babble to annoy the opposing player. An Xbox Live Dick's bio is usually with sentences like " I'm unstoppable at Halo 3" or " I'm MLG at Call of Duty 4" and deragatory remarks towards women. Xbox Live Dicks infest the confines Gears of War 2 and can be easily found anywhere there is an Execution match going on.

*Xbox Live Dick's Bio*
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Whad' up? This is Tre bitches. I play Gears of War 2, Halo 3 and Cal of Duty 4 and destroy noobs all day. I bus' that ass on Gears and I beat up my bitch's coochie all day baby. I'm MLG so send me an invite if you want to get smashed. Word out.

by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Xbox Live

A place where Americans and Brits argue each other for a monthly fee

(not me btw i have american and british friends)

Xbox Live conversation on COD

American - OMG u nooby british faggot!

Brit - STFU twat!

American - Submitting bad player review!

Brit - Filing complaint!

by baddham May 30, 2009

Xbox Fag

An obsessed Xbox player.

Someone who plays Xbox religiously and does nothing else in their free time.

Someone who makes daily conversation with their friends about the events that happened the day before on Xbox.

Someone who does nothing but talk about Xbox in conversation.

Xbox Fag 1: "Hey dude, remember that awesome kill I had yesterday with the sniper?"

Xbox Fag 2: "OMG, you bet I do! It was the most epic kill I've seen this week!"

Xbox Fag 1: "Yeah, that one. Well, it was a no-scope!"

Xbox fag 2: "OMG, you are a profit from god!"

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Person 1: "Wow that guy in our school is like a 10th prestige in Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2!?"

Person 2: "It's really no surprise... That kid's an Xbox Fag"

by TheMaster. January 16, 2010

Xbox Widow

a girlfriend or wife who is denied sex because of video gaming addiction

I've become a Xbox Widow because I offered David head, sex or even ass sex and he refused sex with me because he was gaming to many times to count and I need some sex badly.

by sir_twisted_hick January 7, 2010