workend

Derived from "weekend," a workend--pronounced work-end-- is what one has when one spends their Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Friday, doing nothing but something.

To be blunt: saying "I had a workend" is a quick way of saying "I didn't do anything but work this weekend, fuck my life."

Bob: Jeff, you coming to the movies this week?
Jeff: Nah man, I've got a workend.
Bob: Sorry bro, that history paper's a bitch.

Alice: Hey Jeff, what'd you do this weekend?
Jeff: I had a workend.
Alice: That stinks. History paper?
Jeff: Yep.

by Workender March 4, 2010

Wormed

Telling on somebody for or lying about trival items with the itention of carrying out a personal vendetta, or to advance ones self in a work or in a social setting.

I can't believe that Luke would say something like that about me to management, he totally wormed me!

by Nutso the clown July 6, 2010

Wokked

An extreme version of whipped, applying specifically to your Asian mates.

Person 1: Lets go get some dinner with the bois, ask Vishnu to come too.
Person 2: Nah, i think he's with the missus tonight.
Person 1: Fucken wokked bro.

by captkooked May 31, 2018

Workday

A software application used to bring an organization to a screaming halt

Everything was working great at our company, then we installed Workday and nothing works.

by ChasinAmy June 25, 2021

worker shortage

Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.

The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.

by Irish connection October 6, 2021

Knee Worker

A person who pays the bill by working on their knees

When Your in Sandy or Southern Illinois it's custom to see Knee Workers disguising as wives.

by Johnny B OX June 30, 2015

plant worker

(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.

Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.

by Fire reaper January 17, 2018