wordnerd

A person who loves the written word more than life itself, spending as much free time as possible reading random books, stories online, newspaper etc. Prefering to read silently than to watch TV and movies, or camping and such.

"My inner wordnerd loves the online variety of the written word"

"I'm not a bookworm, I am a wordnerd. Bookworms only read books. I read EVERYTHING"

by Stiffinme September 14, 2012

warden

funny man from :) superjail

me: gosh i love the warden :))
anyone else: wtf is wrong with you are you a fag or something
me: gosh i love the war den :))

by xinpi January 21, 2019

wooden suit

Slang term for a coffin.

"Don't go down to the dock tonight unless you want to get fitted for a wooden suit." (i.e. don't go down there unless you want to end up in a coffin.)

by clay sails February 8, 2006

Wordington

Something extremely goofy and weird. Wordingtonians come from here.

"Why the fuck is that man wearing a shirt that says thug shaker"
"Wordington outfit"

by scuzzlewuzzle March 30, 2023

The Wordell

The act of uppercutting a girl in the vagina or vag.

"I'd sooner give her The Wordell than talk to her!!!"

by NIck Ferrant May 18, 2007

one-wording

Responding to a question with a one-word answer.

Usually done when the person is not into the conversation or wants to stop talking.

"Yo dude I was talking to Jamie last night and she was one-wording me"
"Man dude that blows."

by where's the soul September 23, 2009

She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

by DiogenesofLondon May 17, 2011