wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.

"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"

by stanpornolover January 1, 2008

Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.

She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke

by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024

wooden fence

A fence made of wood. And lost trains don’t forget about that. It will be on your test. I love wooden fence

I love wooden fence🙏🙏🙏

by the abc song February 10, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

wooden wrapper

Coffin

Yeah man Lennie got shot and now hes 6 feet under in a wooden wrapper

by Vashano March 19, 2016

Wooden Nickel

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.

I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.

by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022

wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024