Wonk

A person who is the absolute worst and deserve the death penalty

Bruh, mikayla is such a wonk because she is so selfish

by Juan Diego III December 3, 2019

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Sagging Wonk

A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.

1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"

by ATruSagginWonk January 31, 2020

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Wonk

A drunk/tipsy fellow or just a nob’ed in general.

‘Oi you wonk wha’cha doin’ in me garden you prick!’

‘My cousin Throckmorton is a bit of a wonk sometimes’

by the apls_ April 2, 2020

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Wonking

Drinking a lot of alcohol and then smoking some marajuana causing you to pass out.

Max is such a lightweight, he's totally wonking right now

by Silver Pepper August 24, 2020

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1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023

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