Inner Sassy Black Woman

The woman named Shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. She sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.

Me: Inner Sassy Black Woman, I'm thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.

ISBW: Damn son! That's whack! You betta not take no liqour or I'm gonna smack yo white narra ass back to Compton!

Me: Thanks ISBW! What would I do without you?

ISBW: I don't know, foo! Jus stay in line, and no niggas gonna get hurt, ya hear!

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire August 4, 2008

womanese

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.

Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.

by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

Disposable Woman

A Woman who is only used for sex for one night never to be heard from or seen again.

Mike: "Hey, your friends said they saw you leave the club last night with some girl. Are you dating?"

Corey: "No way man. She was just a DISPOSABLE WOMAN".

by Tea_Jay23 May 29, 2009

Professional Woman

A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.

Her mom is a professional woman. She owns her own business and everything!

by NopeNope April 16, 2013

scarlet woman

A woman who is considered to be immoral due to her large number of sex partners.

A polite way to call someone a prostitute, whore or slut.

When Bear called Coco a Scarlet woman, she didn't know what it meant, so she looked it up online - when she told the cave people what her sister had called her, Snake Eyes agreed and took some Serepax, and Donkey Dentures went out into the shed to drink some wine.

by Googles January 7, 2005

Wigan

(verb) To do fuck all for a period of time before being saved by temporary brilliance.

E.g "I didn't study but I Wiganed that test."

by Dink247 October 1, 2012

womanella

Spreading Nutella (chocolate spread) over a woman's body and licking away, causing her intense pleasure.

Mann thats girls fine, id womanella her then take her to meet my momma

by Harold9891 March 23, 2010