The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
by Archmaster October 9, 2013
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Multi-purpose word used when greeting or speaking to a fellow female aquaintance or friend who’s fucking cool or you have forgotten their stupid name.
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"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am an unemployed ugly schlong who lives in momma's basement. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am a moron on urbandictionary who's a virgin at age 25. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
"I am worthless and no one will ever love me. Whose fault is it? WOMAN!"
Hey, get a life you losers. And "A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina" is getting old and kind of emarrassing, even for you.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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