Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat?
Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable
wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited
time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!
I used to have to carry around a
box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!