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winnie beasley 

a 6 foot tall black woman.
former principal of freetown lakeville middle school.
usually stays under her office hunting large african animals with her blow dart gun.
only comes out when a child is in trouble.
i was sitting outside the class room today for smaking my teacher in the face and i got scared because i saw winnie beasley get a quick glance at me and run over very angry and say "whuchh you doin out hea chiiield"

Winfield 

A small town in the chicago suburbs located in the Milton township with a population of about 9000, mostly consisting of poor old people and stoner kids.

Aside from it's neighbors Wheaton and Naperville,it's not all full of rich white pricks.
There's really not much to do in Winfield than cause mischief or go to the liquor store.
Kevin: Hey wanna go to Winfield?

Austin: Why? All there is to do there is teepee old people's houses and smoke weed.
Winfield by 9pac November 15, 2013
A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.
Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
wankie by DDDVesuvius July 7, 2011

winklevossed 

To have your idea stolen form you by someone you knew.
I had this brilliant idea for a new website, then my friend started the website first.

^^I just got winklevossed
A Winnie is the most amazing female in the world she is the best in every subject (smart in very way). Also she has a slender body which is very atrctive to the wanted victim and she is envied by all women.

She has rosey ceeks and beautiful eyes and no one an stop looking at her once they start!

That Winnie is sooooo sexy
If you had a dissapointment as a daughter then you would say: "Oh, I wish I had a Winnie!".
winnie by Pop23 July 27, 2009
The smallest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Little Jimmy has a pathetic winker.
Winker by SizesDefined December 2, 2016