whomperjanked

adj: Describes something that is extremely out-of-sorts or generally messed up, but not completely fubar. Especially appropriate when describing a messed up or confusing situation. Considered a Mid-Western American variation of whomperjawed or Whomper Jaded.

Wow, what happened to your car? It's completely whomperjanked.

by CBiscuit93 June 12, 2010

Whomping the willow

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

whompis

It is a big old hairy vagina with balls

I tried to fuck a girl then I noticed her vagina had balls and I screamed in fear WHOMPIS but I still fucked her

by Chipotle batman August 9, 2015

Whampe

Used to describe someone who is shy to the point that they don’t talk unless spoken and are especially shy around females. This person does not want to commit to a relationship and Denys everyone who comes their way

My boy is a whampe
Your such a whampe

by jakefrohoff February 28, 2018

whampy pampy

A man whose pampers are full, due to the testicles never dropping. He cannot stand up for shit. He has the whampies in his pampies

That Curtis sure is a whampy pampy!! He shit his panties!

by Ermagerrrdanthea May 15, 2018

whompuscat

A large feline creature that eats small children and lost hunters in the wooded areas around Mississippi.

Carl was out hunting one night and got lost. Carol's best friend Ricky said he heard a whompuscat srcearm in that area the night before. Authorities say the whompuscat had eaten him.

by Sirduck June 19, 2018

Whomped

Any victory, by a minimum of 3 point, in fantasy football.

He whomped his ass in fantasy football last week.

by Victorious Secret December 1, 2018