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watchu wearin'?

1) An idiomatic question, meaning "What's going on?" or "What are you doing?"
2) A casual greeting, synonymous to "what's up?"
3) A phrase commonly used for seduction--a pick up line. Note alternative intonation. Usually ineffective.

The natural, most common response is "not much," due to the question's pragmatic similarty to "what's up?" A serious response, i.e. describing your current attire, may place you in a social out-group, and is generally not cool. May be considered a bit sketchy and is prone to misinterpretation when used online. Originally a contraction of "What you wearing?"

See also: watchu
Mitcho: Hey, Noah, whatchu wearin'?
Noah: Not much.
Mitcho: Really?
Noah: Yes, really.
by Mitcho December 24, 2003
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Mask Wearing Syndrome

When people continually wear a face mask daily long after the coronavirus pandemic has been contained—when mask withdrawal causes them psychological pain rather than physical gain.
Guesstimate how many people worldwide suffer from mask wearing syndrome, who need to seek treatment for their withdrawal symptoms.
by MathPlus June 8, 2021
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chicken wearing socks

Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.
Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.
by GoDwnOnHer August 5, 2008
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arses wearing glasses

by Steaver370 May 9, 2004
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Wearing The Hat

A term used to describe when one is high on marijuana
dude I am totally wearing the hat today.
by depressfox November 18, 2010
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A new tie I am wearing

When someone was born without one teste.. and has to get receive a plastic one.. the person will exclaim "o look.. a new tie i am wearing!"
William: look at the new tie i am wearing!
Joelle: ew... Is that plastic?
by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003
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Maxwell Wearing

A nice kind man with girls surrounding him everywhere. Got 69420 girls in their basement. They eat chicken nuggets for breakfast and dinner. Chew on rulers sometimes but is super attractive around girls and noticing. Sporty and courageous and is intelligent and fast. Sometimes they make mistakes but always makes it up in the end by getting the girl. Has sexy teeth and a stunning smile with pulling all the moves on the girls with a wink. Hooks people up on a bathroom date all day
by HelloGoodPeople213 March 2, 2023
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