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pulling weeds

A sub-standard hand job where the administer fails to realize that the phallus of the subject is in fact attached to the body. A rough-pulling-hand job.
Steve was totally pulling weeds.
by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006
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Weebs

Weebs are a bunch of normal definitely not devolved anime fans who believe that anime is the source of human existence. They are usually American, as the Japanese are just normal people. Weebs have a strange habit of dressing up as 14 year old school girls with oversized boobs and collosal eyes. They like to go with thousands of members of their species to cons, where they spend their life savings on a super saiyan 10 Goku figure or some hentai videos (usually both). They are intent on learning Japanese, especially the words and phrases; KOMICHIWA ONEE CHAN!, NANI?!, KAWAII! and basically nothing else. They are usually being arrested for attacking 'normies', people who don't believe their shitty ide- I mean fair thoughts. They normally live with their parents, waiting for their beloved waifu to finally become real, however they do not realize that anime doesn't exist and they are wasting their lives. Thank you for reading and remember, if you see a weeb, run a way to the depths of Canada where you will be safe.
a bunch of weebs: lol hey I just bought some hentai from crunchyroll con isn't that cool *sniffle*
me: get out my sight you uncultured RWBY fanboy
by Bloxis August 30, 2019
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Weebster

The melding of a hipster and a weeb.
Oh look! He likes to collect vinyl, has a mustache, and is reading Sailor Moon. What a weebster.
by Nope1111 September 30, 2016
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weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.
i hate these fuckin weeds!
by diseased sheep September 5, 2005
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poos and wees

A pharse used in Christchurch, New Zealand as a greeting or general statement. Commonly yelled in a high pitch tone. Can have variants of different use of tone and pace.
Ollie: poos and wees?

Will: Poos and wees!
by trickofthetrade July 20, 2010
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9 1/2 weeks

a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007
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weems

she is a weems by everyone
by jordan October 24, 2004
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