Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.

1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!

by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020

Ween

Epic cringe, total uncomfort towards something to the point you want to hurt the person doing the thing.

People who smack their tongue while eating or drinking make me ween

by Lolatheshowgorl November 23, 2020

Wiggily ween

A penis that seems to be squirming around on its own which is very attractive

“I have a wiggily ween” “omg your so cool.”

by Coochie cooter crazy man robot December 28, 2020

vag-split ween

The genitalia of a transgender woman.

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!

by Slavid November 4, 2021

Ween

Two pussmen, weaker than sween

Ween is bare weak styl

by Bigmansween November 11, 2021

Green ween

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

jack-o-ween

The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!

The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?

Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!

by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021