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Weenie to Wallet Ratio

When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.

If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.

Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.
Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.
Related Words

weenie wagon 

Any pile of shit car/truck/whatever that sucked at everything and seemed to always be falling apart. For me, a 1998 S-10. Yea, the 4 cylinder. Holy shit, that thing sucked hard.
I'll just get a ride to the mall...there's no way I'm gunna be seen in the weenie wagon.
weenie wagon by ohshititsthecops October 12, 2009

weedsponsible 

being more responsible with ones weed supply;weed management
I used to be very careless with my stash, but now that I'm older I've become more weedsponsible.
weedsponsible by cbizzle96 May 13, 2010

Weenie Walker 

When people who walk on sidewalks pump their arms as if they were running.
Person 1: Do you see that dude over there on the sidewalk?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total weenie walker.
Weenie Walker by Equius Zahhak April 9, 2013

Weener Shark 

A weener shark is a woman or gay male whom loves to attack dicks in a shark like manner.
Dude 1: Yo bro did you hook up with that bitch from 308 last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah nigga, I got in raw and everything that hoe is a weener shark.
Weener Shark by Ozio August 29, 2013

Ween Peeking 

To let your eyes drift when you are standing at a urinal.
At a sporting event - Son: "Daddy I have to go to the bathroom". Dad: "Ok but don't be Ween Peeking when you're in there".