Ween

Ween is a word to describe 'To think; suppose'. When you ween, you think or suppose something but don’t know it for a fact. The verb is of Germanic origin, as in "wähnen,” which means “to imagine.”

“She, I ween, is the daughter of the baker,"

by QuietBiteX8K February 2, 2024

crispy ween

Someone who has a cool attitude

Hey dude y got a “crispy ween”

by Willween October 2, 2018

ween juice

Weiner liquid. When a male has fluid on his penis, either from a partner or his own accomplishment. Cervical mucous, lady cum, man jiz all may be attributed to ween jooos.

"Holy shit Carol. There is so much ween juice... you're welcome."

Uhhh, I'm going to go shower.

by betsyandrews January 25, 2018

squeezing ween

The act of procrastination by jerking off.

How come this floor isn't clean?
Because James was out back

"Squeezing ween".

by Clydexmusic May 13, 2022

ween

When you express your feelings and cry about it. The act of being a weenie.

"Damn. That makes me sad. I'll ween about it later"

by naomithehomie June 15, 2019

Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

Weening

Dogs sniffing each others corndogs

That dog is weening the other

by Vvvvvvvvvvbbnvienr June 15, 2022