Weekend Acquatince

Welshy

A Weekend Acquatince is one who stops simping to consume beers only on the weekend

by Quinndawgx October 11, 2022

Weekend Warrior

Totally straight girl who likes to kiss girls to turn on the guys, but wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if it were in her face.

Did you see those two weekend warriors making out on the dancefloor with all the guys watching? They will totally never get it on without an audience.

by djshiva317 October 19, 2008

weekend warriors

A bunch of teenage kids who party all weekend. They tend to vomit quite often and can't hold thier liquor. They think they're cool but they're not.

Jan: I'm one of the weekend warriors
Dave: damn, you're a fag

by Sarah Elizabethhh February 15, 2009

Weekend at Bernie's

A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.

"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?

by cyvais August 8, 2009

Weekend Warrior

Someone who goes to jail on the weekends because they are either a student, have a job, run a buissness or have children. usually making fun of the person because they only have to stay friday to sunday night.

Example, i went to jail and thats what the called em.

How long are you in for?
Just the weekends.
Oh, so your a weekend warrior

by Jackelz21 May 3, 2011

Weekend Dad

A politically correct rewording. The original term was/is "Weakened Dad" which is loosely based on a spouse or former spouse's actions toward her child's father.

"While they were married, Susie did not feel that her husband made a large enough salary, so she turned him into a Weekend Dad"

by 247Brad May 6, 2008

weekend time

The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.

Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.

Yo, is it time for dinner yet?

Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.

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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!

That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009