wednesday legs

A phrase used to describe a really attractive pair of legs on a woman, so that the woman who is being described does not know that you are talking about her legs (i.e. it is a code system).

More specifically, this is used to rate legs in a covert way - the rating system running from Sunday to Saturday, with "Sunday legs" being too thin and "Saturday legs" being too fat - hence "Wednesday legs" (the mid-point of the week) are just right.

N.B. When rating legs it is important to note that no two pairs of wednesday legs will ever be the same - there is no preset size or dimensions, it is simply how the legs are in proportion to the woman.
(Attractive woman in front)
Man 1: Look at those wednesday's!
Man 2: I dunno, they look more like mid-tuesday's to me...
(Attractive woman walks away, out of earshot)
Man 1: She had some damn nice wednesday legs.
by Spoofnet December 04, 2005
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Sexual Wednesday

Wednesday or the day of the week known as 'hump day' where many people are quite sexual. Often used as an alternative to thats what she said but only on a wednesday.
sarah: "this is so hard"
steve: "SEXUAL WEDNESDAY"
by YEAHBUDDY February 20, 2012
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wet wednesday

a weekly wednesday celebration required for sanity in a nine to five lifestyle.
Alan: man, this has been some fucked up week. i cant stand this job.. im gonna burn this place down and kill myself!
Daniel: dont worry you witch's tit, its fuckin wet wednesday!
Joe: im so wet
by joehasbigballs August 22, 2007
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ash wednesday

The day 40 days before Good Friday in the Catholic/Christian Calendar. Marks the beginning of Lent.
I went to church on Ash Wednsday
by John the Baptist March 16, 2004
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Weird Wednesdays

A popular night of the week for college students to participate in binge drinking and run around college campus' screaming "get weird", and other inappropriate profanities. College campus' nation wide have recently started buckling down on students drinking on weird wednesdays due to high alcohol poisoning rates.
Scene:Thursday Morning

Nick:Yo bro what did you do last night?
Sam:Got fuckin weird man. Ended up taking a dump in the dimple.
Nick: Again?
Sam: Yea man, weird wednesdays. Gets me every time.
by weirdguy101 September 15, 2010
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Ass Wednesday

When your doing a girl doggy style and you put your thumb in her ass giving her the old shocker until you blow your load. When she turns around you bless her with your thumb by putting a shit stained cross on her forehead.
Bless you my child for you are the perfect women. I bless thee with the ass wednesday for all your hard work and undying devotion to the cause of me getting off. Where the ass wednesday as a sign that you are my and no other dick shall come close to your ass.
by Big Pimpin / Sick Rick January 16, 2004
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Sheffield Wednesday

Pride of yorkshire and always will be, whatever leeds televison and look leeds say. Enermies of the scum (sheff u), dingles (barnsley), cheaterfield and toytown (rovrum), forever envious of us from S6
"we'll never be mastered by those scum B*****DS, we'll keep the blue flag flying high
by blueunwhitetillidie December 14, 2004
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