slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

Pop the weasel

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".

Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

by Unoriginal Pseudonym July 19, 2016

Wenzelated

when the internet strikes back for taking advantage of someone online during an Internet transaction and thus the offending party is wenzelated. Synonymous with Humiliated.

Selling something as new, then the item that arrives is clearly used, then ridiculing the buyer and having the whole thing exposed on the Internet, with those who become aware of the situation, making their opinion know at various levels, thus wenzelating the offending party resulting in them being Wenzelated

by XCITsNU February 17, 2006

Weasel Greaser

Noun. A promiscuous girl. One that is known to get many men off. A very wet and horny sexually active woman.

Did you see that girl grabbing on all those guys tonight?" "Yeah, she's a real weasel greaser.

by RHP4 December 31, 2010

bleed the weasel

Urinate, Take a piss, siphon the python, pee

Can you watch my drink for a minute, I just have to go and bleed the weasel.

by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

weasel

a complete asshole who gets out of everything and thinks he will always get out of everything yet everyone who knows him knows he will one day get caught

jon is a fucking weasel!!

by Jason D July 30, 2008