Weapons tight

An order that tells soldiers to only fire at confirmed enemies

The sergeant ordered his men Weapons tight so the riflemen shot at enemies once they confirmed them to be hostile

by CommanderChase July 8, 2019

Weaponized tasking

When your partner gives you two tasks for every one thing that you ask them to do, effectively deterring you from asking them to do anything.

Guy: Hey babe, can you make me some coffee?
Woman: Sure. And then can you clean the kitchen and bring me my lunch.
Guy: Thats weaponized tasking. Never mind about the coffee. I'll make it myself.

by Mister Crapaud July 15, 2022

Apocalypse Weapon

message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power

Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.

by hay thear August 11, 2003

Murph weapon

The worst gun available. Just like a wop, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Nigga, you know we's rollin' on Crenshaw to-nizzle, and you frontin' with da Murph Weapon?

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

Wet Weapon

Any one who drinks jaeger Bombs. Drink of the gods that can infact turn you into a god like figure - You can, after enough Jaeger take on the world.

Alt. When your penis becomes useless like a wet weekend after overcooking it on the Jaeger.

Look at that Arik He's a wet weapon after drinking those Jaegers - Someones gona get it tonight.

by Arik Of Arnold January 12, 2012

Wyong Weapon

Slang for a pedophiles dick.

Pedo: "Hey kid, wanna see my Wyong Weapon."
Kid: "Sure!"

by Wyong Pedophiles Assocciation November 20, 2022

rusty weapon

Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.

"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."

"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."

by Jell0saq January 28, 2013