Walking on Sunshine

A term when your feeling high by inhaling computer dust remover.

"It's Like I'm Walking on Sunshine !!!!!"
*Inhales computer dust remover*

by Cripplehawk October 21, 2008

Washing Machine Heart

A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state

person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"

depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"

by local fag April 20, 2021

washington

washington is a state. no, it's not washington DC, you idiot. if people are talking about washington DC, they'll say DC. that blows your tiny little mind, doesn't it? anyways, washington is on the pacific coast and our trees are better than yours because ours are big and green and yours are brown and pitiful. some of the best bands are from washington, not your state. (8 we have good schools and awesome colleges. we have our share of stupid people, and they usually move to idaho or canada. so suck my non existant dick.

person: where are you from?

different person: washington.

person: like washington DC?

different person: if i meant washington DC, i would've said washington DC, cupcake.

by eidna (that's andie backwards) October 20, 2008

Wanking Simon

A variation of the "Peeping Tom", the "Wanking Simon" also falls into the wider subcategory of the "Peep-Wank". Like his cousin Tom, the Wanking Simon will be found peeping through chinks in the curtain or gaps in the timber Venetian blinds at unsuspecting victims who are in a state of undress. The Simon will be simultaneously getting his wank on, hence the name "Wanking Simon". Participants commonly engage in sweater-wearing, as it has been found that a tight knit weave is perfect for brushing over the beaded brow expected from such exertion.

"Why, look at that man over there! He's peeping through the gaps in the timber Venetian blinds of the neighbour's spa house! What is he doing?"

"He's wanking! And look! He's wearing a sweater!"

"By God, you're right! It's a Wanking Simon! Call the police!"

by Hauparu Bay December 17, 2011

slow walking

(verb) "beating around the bush", but with the intention of very gradually revealing something unpleasant; a roundabout, indirect approaching/avoidance of a difficult topic of conversation; (noun) a gradual revealing of some fact or opinion that one expects the listener not to want to hear

Megan: ...I had a great time that day I called at the last minute to break our date. I felt really free and relaxed. Suzy said I needed to do what was right for me..."

Guy: Stop slow walking me, Megan; are you breaking up with me?

by Danstrom June 16, 2010

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.

"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."

by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003