Walmart

Verb, to explain using to the lowest common demoninator. To make readily explainable to the average Walmart employee or customer. To "dumb down" an otherwise complex explanation, idea, or concept.

"You need to Walmart that report before presenting it"

A Walmarted explanation for basketball would read as follows: five guys try to throw a ball in the other five guys' basket.

"Gravity makes things fall down," Walmarted Isaac Newton.

by Samuel Pettyjohn January 22, 2006

walmartialarts

when two "Canadians" go toe to toe for the last pair of clearance $1.99 flip flops.

Shit yo, I had to break off some WalMartialarts on her ass before she bogarted my boots.

by Robert Weiser February 7, 2007

WalMac's

Your local Wal-Mart owned McDonalds restaurant.

"Hey guys, wanna go to WalMac's?"

"Sure! It's helluva lot cleaner there, anyways."

by Disperse April 10, 2009

walmart

A place where you can run around the store and put adult diapers in random peoples carts and won't get kicked out!

*EXAMPLE*

Timmy: "Dude, I love Walmart!!"
Tommy: "Why?'
Timmy: "Because I just spent 3 hours running around the store putting adult diapers in peoples carts!!"

by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

Walmart

Basically- The Essence of Evil.

Walmart should have their asses sued off

by Whalee June 25, 2005

Walmart Bake

Any sort of casserole made by a chain smoking white trash chick.

"Last night Sarah made Andy a Walmart bake. I bet she ashed in it."

by The Root November 10, 2004

Walmizzle

A capitalist corporate retail giant responsible for 10 percent of the entire worlds sales. Founded by Samuel Walton in Arkansas, his economically genius catchphrase took root "We Sell for Less". formerly known as Walmart.

"I buy my date clothes at the mall, but i only buy my work pants at Walmizzle."

by gwordsmyth May 2, 2010