Walmizzle

A capitalist corporate retail giant responsible for 10 percent of the entire worlds sales. Founded by Samuel Walton in Arkansas, his economically genius catchphrase took root "We Sell for Less". formerly known as Walmart.

"I buy my date clothes at the mall, but i only buy my work pants at Walmizzle."

Walmizzle by gwordsmyth May 2, 2010

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wahizzle

a word i just made up that means "unknown drugs".

Oh my God you gotta try this wahizzle i found! You'll be high for ten fucking days!

wahizzle by Devil Kisses March 31, 2009

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Walmizzle • Wagwizzle • wahizzle • walmizzy • wazizzle

wazizzle

touch

i wazizzled myself last night

wazizzle by bob March 3, 2003

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walmizzy

walmart

yo i wanna quit walmizzy

walmizzy by nat.728288 September 15, 2021

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Wagwizzle

Derived from 'wagwan'
A way to say 'how are you'
Specifically used by ultra racists and sex offenders
from the language of the apes

Wagwizzle kids, take off your clothes!
'Ooh ooh ah ah wagwizzle monkey man'
Wagwizzle pal im gonna shit in your mouth

Wagwizzle by emygetoutofmyroom March 15, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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