walking home

Meaning a term of self pleasure since being miss read as "wanking time"

Hay what you doing after school

Walking home, want to join me?

No, really no thanks

by GrimReader1234 April 30, 2009

Walking the dinosaur

When a man walks or jogs, without wearing underwear, and his genetalia is visable.

It looks as if Johnny was out walking the dinosaur this morning.

Hey look that dude's walking the dinosaur!

by LouBalooga December 25, 2008

walking the plank

When a man awakes to find a piss rifle has arived and he must urinate.
As the penis is "angry" beyond all recognition,he must stand 4 or 5ft back,comence,and gradualy walk inwords as the flow recieds.He must walk in a very straight line to avoid splashing.

Sorry about the new rug,I had to walk the plank and I triped a little

by shitty Nicko November 19, 2004

ball walking

hanging your testicles out of your zipper and walking through a crowded area. commonly done at a bar after a heavy night of drinking and striking out with the ladies, a guy will decide he might as well go "ball walking". very fun to see people's faces when they catch a glimpse of your sack haning out.

man i am so drunk that i have no more game. i might as well do a little ball walking for some entertainment.

by jesstre November 8, 2006

walking children in nature

A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.

"You all called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature."--TaMMie Brown

by anxietyblogger May 19, 2014

walking closet

The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.

The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.

by HeiZahn April 21, 2008

walking lick

When somebody sets themselves up to be easily robbed

Jimmy always walks around with all his money hanging out of his pockets he's a walking lick

by Big rasta April 20, 2016