waffle

The underside of a set of testicles.

I was in such a hurry the other day that I caught my waffle in the zipper of my bike pants.

by Wafflemaster February 20, 2005

Waffle

wfl=Whore for life, better said as WAFFLE.

You were such a waffle last night at that party!

by dddddddmmmmmm April 8, 2011

waffle

an ugly person or place or thing. it's another way of calling someone ugly, maybe if they're in close proximity to you. comes from the term uggo which sounds like eggo, which is a waffle.

Damn, that guy is such a waffle!

by mcangel2010 June 25, 2007

Waffle

The center of the universe, in terms of Chuck Norris

Yo, that chick thinks she's a Waffle, but shes obviously on the outer rim of the universe, in terms of Chuck Norris.

by Funnymanpatrick September 20, 2010

Waffle

Another way to say Vagina
Similar to twat and pussy

look at that hoe's soggy waffles.

by shitlaaaa March 10, 2011

waffling

Rambling speech composed of waffle. The act of speaking (often at length and employing 'big' words) in a manner that reveals a lack of knowledge, an inability to properly explain, or an unwillingness to be speaking. Characterised by a waffle, -full of holes.

Lecturer: The propensity of water to fall off a ducks back says a lot about the nature of said duck, that is to say that the water falls off of its back.
Student: He's waffling again.

by verseguru August 20, 2004

waffling

To talk nonsense in order to fill time, a milder term for bullshit. Can be used as a term for meaningless sales speak. Verb form of waffle.

"Well its good value and I can see youre a man of taste.. blah blah.."
"Stop waffling and tell me how much it costs!!!"

by oracle August 20, 2004