wonder bread

a. a white person

b. any other person who acts white

pasty-Wow sure is nice weather we're having
Gangster-Shut up wonder bread, or I'll toast yo white ass!
pasty-...

by roarybubbs911 March 29, 2010

just wondering

the biggest FUCKING lie of ALL time. If anyone ever says "just wondering" you have the right to black mail and interrogate that son of a bitch until you uncover the truth. ESPECIALLY if it's about someone you might like.

Do you like *****
Umm not really? Why?
Just wondering
FUCKKKCKCKCKCK OFFFFFF

by ASDFGHKL April 11, 2018

Toothless Wonder

A toothless wonder is an individual in the public who is lacking a single front tooth. This person obvious doesn't care about their dental appearance because if they did, they would have stayed hidden indoors and taken care of this problem long before anyone saw it. Also, when you talk to these people, if you make cracks about dental issues, they don't realize you're talking about them!

"Hey dude, did you see that toothless wonder walking by?" "Naah, man, that's not a toothless wonder, he just got the shat kicked outta him, that's all!"

by CrazyBob62 May 21, 2006

Gameless Wonder

1. One who only has the ability to get laid once a millenia.

2. Someone who can only hit on chicks that are either married, engaged, lesbian, or have a boyfriend.

Ryan is the gameless wonder, the last time he got any was with his Ex 3 years ago.

by Wingman 1369 January 6, 2007

wonder waffle

VERB: whenever you are doing something and you get extremely lucky. NOUN: Can also mean that something you recently attained is epic , beast , awesome or etc. relates to a gun in nazi zombies.

Example 1

Person 1: Wow i get a A+ on my test and i guessed through the entire thing!
Person 2: wow you got a wonder waffle

Example 2

Person 1: dude check out my new skateboard!
Person 2: well thats a wonder waffle.

epic awesome cool the bomb tight

by hamsterman123 January 10, 2011

Assless Wonder

A woman who is fine as hell but has no ass

Bitch is fine as shit but she's an Assless Wonder

by DraMatik July 1, 2009

Shirtless Wonder

Any man who poses for his pictures on Facebook shirtless, every time, without fail. Pictures usually taken with a cell phone in the bathroom mirror, or flexing for his friends. The only picture more annoying than this is the " Duck Face " photo.

Dude, check out the shirtless wonder she just added as a friend!

by annoyedchick February 20, 2011