wiffis

An offshoot of baseball played in parks on basketball or tennis courts, or in big gymnasiums. It’s a game for kids who cannot afford to play proper sports that require some type of fee to join. It’s played either by running the bases or automatics. It gets its name from combining wiffle and tennis since the ball of choice is usually a tennis ball. It’s unlike stickball where a smooth gas ball and an actual stick are used. It can be played a multiple of ways. It can be fast-pitch against a wall with a box that is the strikezone, and usually one on one or two on two. In this scenario, it is usually automatics. The bat is a standard wiffle ball bat with the knob cut off and newspaper is stuffed into it to give it some weight. Then, electrical tape is wrapped around the barrel of the bat, and sometimes a tape knob is made. Ground rules are dictated by setting. See definition of automatics. When you can fill a whole team on a court, you run the bases, and it’s usually bounce pitch, so as to avoid chasing balls when there is no wall behind you. Since the pitch comes in as a meatball, you cannot hit them out of the park, that’s usually an automatic 3 outs. You need to swing with control. Hitting the fence on a line drive is usually a homerun. Number of players varies, as do the rules depending on the number of players.

Kid 1: Hey, are we playing wiffis down at Buchmuller Park?

Kid 2: bases or automatics?

Kid 1: it’s just the two of us numb-nuts, automatics of course!

by shredder666 November 10, 2010

Wiffery

A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.

Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.

The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.

Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.

Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.

by darcyf1 May 18, 2011

wiffledorf

A guy that goes around smelling girl's bicycle seats.

Did you just see that guy smell that girl's bicycle seat. What a wiffledorf!

by JK2000 March 11, 2014

Wifferdick

Verb; an intense sexual act!

A word that indicates that something bad will or has

happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just

got wifferdicked"

Another word for u-turn

Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!

I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.

by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015

whack wiff

the smell derived from old semem

Jason's dorm room reeked of whack wiff.

by pachop4u March 15, 2009

wiffle ball

the single greatest backyard, street, and beach game ever created! ever ever

" yo brian wanna go play wiffle ball"
" fuckin yea lets go... Im up first!"

by justin May 11, 2004

Whuffie

A fluid, complex system of cultural currency and reputation. Created by the Bitchun Society in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingom" by Cory Doctorow

I took a moment to conjure a HUD with his Whuffie score on it. I had to resize the window--he had too many zeros to fit on my standard display.

by Joe December 21, 2003