Wali

A tall 6ft guy who is a world class simp but acts like a gay so that people dont find out he's a simp.
Wali is a big simp for girls name starting with M,

Yo, you know wali?
Yes, the gay guy?

by yo got any jamba? October 7, 2020

Waifando

A Waifando is person that either switches genders constantly or is gender neutral
A Waifando is the combination of Waifu and Husbando

Emporio Ivankov is my waifando

I'm dating a non binary person, they're my waifando

by The DeathMaster January 27, 2020

Waif

homeless, neglected, or abandoned person, especially a child.

Postal is a Waif.

by BlamePostal June 27, 2020

Waifu

(fandom slang) A fictional female character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga or video game) to whom one is attracted and, in some cases, whom one considers a significant other.

Waifus is a plural of waifu.

a man can marry an infinite amount of waifus without any limits to how many he can marry because they are fictional character.

I have infinite amount of waifus. They are 2D.

by Infinite waifus September 7, 2017

Waifu

Anime girl you wanna stick your dick into

“Sakura Haruno is my waifu”
“Bro you have shit taste”

by I’m a mega Retard February 2, 2020

waif

A skinny woman that you can probably literally break in two.

"OMGZ did you see that model over there?! She's like a waif."
"OMGZ TOTALLY"

by LarLar September 17, 2008

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006