by Heirlotte December 15, 2021
My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.
by Thomas broadway September 28, 2021
After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards
Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.
Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.
Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.
by ManfredPang July 02, 2011
When someone poos in a sock then microwaves the poo sock. Now your are ready to hit your friends over the head with your spewing volcano!
I can't believe your little sister hit me with a spewing volcano! I had to throw away all my clothes!
by Gamerboi777 October 19, 2017
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
by YangTheLoner May 18, 2015
Giving someone a blowjob underwater upside down until they cum. You then proceed to blow it out your nose causing it to float to the top of the water like an underwater smokestack.
by TheArbiter21 April 11, 2016
When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.
Boss: Why were you late for work?
Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.
by retailguy April 18, 2010