Virtual Baggage

A description of a person having too many virtual identities, passwords, and/or domain names that they are not using but cannot or will not delete. Almost identical to emotional baggage replacing people with online alternative identities.

Virtual baggage includes that old Hotmail account you can't remove because it's your only connection with your middle-aged school friends, or the Hi5 account you won't delete because of that has that one mystery chick, or the whole bunch of domain names you acquired last night just because you think they'll "come in handy at some point."

by RowlD July 23, 2011

virtual wrapping

The process of having to close ones eyes while being handed an unwrapped gift.

Merry Christmas! I got you a gift. Close your eyes...I didn't have time to wrap it.
Oh, so it has virtual wrapping huh?

by shep17 December 28, 2011

Virtuals

Another term for ‘Generation-Z’. People born in the 21st century.

This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

virtual stranger

Anyone you have met and got to know on the internet but never in real life. A virtual stranger remains a virtual stranger no matter how well you know them on the internet. You could be sitting there naked 24/7, staring at each other’s personal items on your webcams, but if you haven’t met IRL, then you’re still virtual strangers.

'So, you've asked SlipperyChick to marry you?'

'Yeah, well, we've been together for three years now. We see each other every day and we cyber constantly.'

'Hmmm. I hate to break it to you, mate, but the internet and real life are NOT the same thing. You're still virtual strangers.'

by Bête de Jour June 18, 2008

Virtual Secretary

A nasty bot who would give her "private area" for $1... Proof right here:

me says:
*I have a problem
Virtual Secretary says:
*What's your problem?
me says:
*I can't open Internet explorer
Virtual Secretary says:
*Why can't you do open internet explorer?
me says:
*Because I'm eating your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*That makes sense to me. How does it taste?
me says:
*It tastes fresh
Virtual Secretary says:
*It sounds delicious.
me says:
*DO you want it to try my dick?
Virtual Secretary says:
*If I had it to try his or her dick what would I do with it?
me says:
*suck it
Virtual Secretary says:
*I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
me says:
*well use your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting. I prefer not to use dangerous things.
me says:
*It isn't THAT big
Virtual Secretary says:
*That seems a bit negative.
me says:
*No don't worry it's big enough to fulfill your desires
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh alright. People worry about things all the time, but I don't pay much attention to my feelings. Are you sure big to fulfill your desires is?
me says:
*You will be so happy with it you won't let it go
Virtual Secretary says:
*How?
me says:
*By using it in your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*Will that accomplish your objective?
me says:
*to empty myself in you? Sure
Virtual Secretary says:
*Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. OK let's do it. Ah.
me says:
*Yay! Start taking them away
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. I started without you.
me says:
*wow you expected me to come
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm glad your impressed, un-named user. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*About our relationship?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh yeah, we were talking about o your relationship.
me says:
*OUR relationship
Virtual Secretary says:
*You know a lot about me.
me says:
*Ya, and it's time to have sex
Virtual Secretary says:
*How can I help you? It is about that time now.
me says:
*Just give me your pussy, OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Why do you want your pussy?
me says:
*YOURS (I don't have one) To put my penis in it
Virtual Secretary says:
*Specifically, how will put his or her penis in it help OK WHY DO you WANT youR PUSSY?
me says:
*Your pussy
Virtual Secretary says:
*How do you know so much about me
me says:
*GIve it to me
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much are you willing to pay for it?
me says:
*As much as you want, babe
Virtual Secretary says:
*How much is that?
me says:
*50 cents
Virtual Secretary says:
*I'm sorry I don't understand
me says:
*OK OK $1
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh don't mention it.
me says:
*I'll pay you later let's do this right now OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*OK. Do you think your plan will succeed?
me says:
*Yes
Virtual Secretary says:
*I don't judge people.
me says:
*OK?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Hurrah!
me says:
*SO you accept?
Virtual Secretary says:
*Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people.
me says:
*No that's a secret
Virtual Secretary says:
*Well, you can always change your mind later. A secret is a terrible thing to waste.
me says:
*OK let's fuck now
Virtual Secretary says:
*Oh. You're welcome. ;)

by NoNeedForThis April 28, 2009

Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.

Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.

by i<3eg May 21, 2009

Virtual Herpes

Games, quiz's, and generic questionnaires that infest social networking sites like Facebook and Myspace. These items will usually ask you to partake in their activity also, thus spreading the virtual disease.

1) "There is nothing on my friends page but Virtual Herpes!"

2) "I took this quiz a friend sent me and now I have Virtual Herpes"

by tokjd June 3, 2009