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Virginity Rocks Protocol

When someone loses their virginity, they have to give one of their Virginity Rocks items to the person that took their virginity
“Yo me and My girlfriend finally did it last night”
“Holy crap! Did you follow Virginity Rocks Protocol?”
“Yeah, I gave her my baby blue Virginity Rocks hoodie”
by Rbrowne December 3, 2020
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COVID virginity

Losing your COVID virginty after 14 months of no hookups.
"Oh damn bro, I lost my COVID virginity last night. I hooked with this fiiiine ass broad with big tits and a tight p****! HOOOOOWEEEEE!!!!"
by zodeep April 9, 2021
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Virginity

A truly meaningless state of being, specifically, that of someone yet to engage in sexual intercourse with another person. Some people grant it more cachet or stigma than it truly deserves, in all honesty.

That being said, there is something uniquely thrilling about taking someone else's virginity.
"Virginity's nothing to be ashamed of, it's a state of being." - Inara Serra, Firefly, episode 8, "Jaynestown"
by KHD April 28, 2006
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Pheonix Down Virginity

Pheonix Down is a potion used to revive a fallen player in the game Final Fantasy.

Your Pheonix Down Virginity is when you never used a pheonix down during the game.
Jack: "Oh no! I had to use my pheonix down for the very first time!"

Sean: "Oh dude, you just lost your Pheonix Down Virginity!"
by mackylacky March 28, 2010
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Tip Virginity

When the closest a girl has come to losing her virginity is the tip of the penis in her vagina. Does not consitute the losing of virginity for the female, nor the male.
Ashley: He only put his tip in, so technically I only lost my tip virginity.
by Wolfgang Phelps March 29, 2010
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Delusions of Virginity

The mistaken belief that one is still "technically" a virgin, despite having engaged in activity that is medically defined as sexual intercourse. This delusion can be caused by either denial or misinformation regarding what sexual intercourse actually is.

This delusion is most common amongst females, but is sometimes observed in males. Usually, a strong sense of regret, anxiety, or religious obligation leads the individual or individuals to invent excuses (either before or after the act of sex) that redefine their activity as something that doesn't quite constitute sex.

Common excuses include, but are not limited to:

-If the male did not ejaculate, or if he "pulled out"
-If the female also did not reach orgasm
-If the length of the intercourse was less than a given amount of time
-If only the tip of the penis was inserted as "experimentation"
-If one or both of the individuals was intoxicated and "was not making good judgments"

Some incidences of denial are so extreme that the individual will afterward claim that he or she was raped, when in reality the sex was consensual, in order to remove themselves from the responsibility of having lost their virginity.
~ "I feel sort of bad for Miranda, she was so drunk when she lost her virginity that she hardly remembers it. She even told me that she didn't actually have sex with that guy."

~"No, she definitely slept with him, she has serious delusions of virginity."
by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010
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Virginity

A cheap pop song by Jeffree Star back in 2012

Something you lost at 16
Jeffree Star is so obsessed with virginity and straight boys.
by pink cocaine April 6, 2021
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