Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

by Muddyme December 9, 2023

Vermont volleyball

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.

"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"

by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 11, 2023

Vermont

A fake state created by the American government in order to hide the fact that the earth is flat. Vermonters are actually aliens in disguise who’ve infiltrated the earth in order to take over on 2032. The government currently can’t t do anything about the invasion because they don’t want the world to find out Vermont isn’t real. “Vermont”, or whatever it’s actually called is the cause of the end of the world.

“Alien #1” I sure do love Vermont!
Billy: Who tf even are you

by EIon Musk March 4, 2019

Vermont Taco

When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric

You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.

by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022

Vermont

A place that doesnt exists. You only think it does because the government tells you it does

Vermont? What the fuck is a Vermont?

by SadsonvilleSaduarsFan March 24, 2022

Vermont

An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here

P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"

by radical_arson93 March 19, 2021

Vermont

the sexiest man you will ever meet in your entire life. Everyone instantly falls on their knees for him.

Korain: look! its my.. extremely attractive boyfriend, Vermont.
Celine: hes fucking ugly
Korain: die. he's hot as fuck

by penisluvr69 April 24, 2021