Ventrilequestrianism

An act in which a person manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from a horse they are riding for practical working purposes, recreational activities, artistic/cultural exercises, or competitive sports.

Ichabod Horatio Steingruebner—the Pelé of ventrilequestrianism—once maintained a conversation between himself, his horse, and his puppet even after falling in the ring and being dragged for 27 yards.

by vanhammersley September 15, 2010

cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011

Ace Ventura

Driving with your head out the window like Ace Ventura. Reasons include farting passengers, frosted windshields, or for fun.

The windows were so foggy I had to Ace Ventura to school today!

by LRD October 23, 2009

ventrilofart

To evacuate a 'Ripper', where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.

Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"

by GarysGusset May 16, 2007

rusty venture

A seemingly undefined sex act as defined in the season four finale of Adult Swim's "The Venture Bros". While many theories abound, most describe an act between two men that involves consumption of semen and fecal matter.

...it comes pouring out like someone stepped on a snack pack. So, after you both find a turkey baster; you eat your way out of the tub. At least that's what a rusty venture is described as on urban dictionary...

by Sean Danger Martin November 24, 2010

ventrilo

1. Group communications software for games such as world of warcraft that uses voice over IP (VoIP) technology.
2. A place to have cybersex.
3. Software that lets you see just how nerdy your fellow gamers sound.

1. (Alikhan) EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES ON VENTRILO SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS RAID STARTED!
2. (sexxie_troll4u) Hey Kor, I'm feeling kinda randy, wanna hop on ventrilo?
3. (xxtanxx) Seriously, I don't sound like that in RL.

by Koruptwon August 8, 2006

venture-quest

an epic drugged up,coricidin cough and cold(ccc)induced, adventure of sorts, usually involving an asian, typically not more than 3-5 blocks in distance but has been known to reach 20-30 blocks and a train ride or two, generally with no point, its an "ADVENTURE"(VENTURE) in the sense that at the times it seems to be to a far away land of epic proportians, which usual ands up being down the block or a few blocks to a 7-11 or popeyes, its a "QUEST" in the sense that you are going somewhere to obtain something that seems to be a great importance, though usually is more pills, "venture-quest" usually occurs in a social setting as in outside,with friends, or anywhere in which there is no established rules, but a "venture-quest" can and has on many times occured during a school day and in a school setting, the "adventure" part being walking around to your classes, and the "quest" partbecause you are usual trying to obtain something, another nap, a ciggarette in the bathroom, or somefood from the cafe, in short most situations in which something must be attained is a "venture-quest" under the circumstances mentioned before, in short a "venture-quest" is the what defines a triple c,coricidin cough and cold(ccc) trip, it happens regard less, and is mucho fun for those under the influence of any intoxicant, its has defined over a year of a life, and shows no sign of slowing down

Gallow-"Venture-quest?"
AZN-"Ugh.....where?"
Gallow-"Quickcheck"
AZN-"Will it be epic?"
Gallow-"We shall make it epic, i have a dollar"

by Bambi/Gallow February 21, 2009