Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
by Espeoni August 28, 2015
A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.
"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".
by Anewmia June 16, 2019
A term in the swinger (non-monogomous lifestyle) for a person (or couple) who appear to be sexually open or adventurous, but doesn't (yet) actually engage in non-traditional sexual activities.
It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.
It's derived from the term "vanilla" which is used to describe a mainstream person who isn't in the swinger (or alt/kink) lifestyle.
Mary is such a hottie...do you think she'd be down for a threesome? No? Too bad...I guess she's a cherry vanilla.
by Not2serious November 18, 2016
Why can't we just be friends and vanilla cuddle?
by Millennialx May 11, 2017
When two African Americans insert there penis in the nostrils of an Anglo-Saxon woman and ejectulate. Thus creating a jizzy runny nose called a vanilla custard
by Chadthefran March 14, 2017
When 6 or more men jack off on a biscuit. The last one to jizz on the biscuit must eat it and take cum to the face and head.
Me and me gay buds had a party and played truth or dare. We were all dared to do a Vanilla Fireworks and my friend lost it was so fun!
by FreddyTheJerk January 20, 2012
1. The strip of skin between a female's vagina and anus.
2. The female version of the gooch.
Gets it's name from the section of vanilla in cosmopolitan ice-cream which is conveniantly located in between the pink and the brown.
2. The female version of the gooch.
Gets it's name from the section of vanilla in cosmopolitan ice-cream which is conveniantly located in between the pink and the brown.
"Oh my god, Yes! Lick my vanilla strip!"
"The vanilla strip in cosmopolitan ice-cream is my favourite"
"The vanilla strip in cosmopolitan ice-cream is my favourite"
by Daniel Fowler May 26, 2004