Valea

A Valea is a very crazy and beautiful Person. You're glad if you have a Valea in your life

I'm so sad, i need a Valea in my life

by eeemss January 6, 2017

vagetable

Another word for vagina.

Remember to always eat you vagetables!

by Billy Reid April 2, 2008

vale de maceiras

the end of the world.

omg the vale de maceiras is coming!

by dfgfdh March 30, 2008

valejino

fucking idiot...u can also say u fucken valejino, which would be like saying u fucken fucking idiot

Naomi is the biggest valejino i know.

by ApparentlyLina May 2, 2008

Valentendonitis

Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day.

Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala.
Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday?
Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits.
Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis.

by PattyJ-2785 February 9, 2010

Valenfine

The Valentine one settles for when Valentine's day is approaching. Not a particularity enduring or cute person, but someone you will accept out of desperation.

Friend 1- "Josh is so cute! you guys are going to be adorable on Valentine's day"
Friend 2- "Nah, he's just my valenfine"

by Zsophia February 10, 2014

Valenbro

This is a term used to address your male friend on Valentine's day if you wish to give him something without implying that you have feelings for him.

"Hey, I heard you didn't have a valentine. I don't have one either. Will you be my Valenbro?"

by AlmostInnocent February 8, 2017