Valders

A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.

Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!

by JimJones14 December 7, 2010

darth vader

one who smokes too much, then walks around with an oxygen tank and tubes in and out of their nose and mouth. Then they begin to sound and look like the star wars character.

WHEEZE!! CUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by bojzzle June 29, 2004

Vadercap

Normally found on African American women a "Vadercap" is when a African American women hair doesn't move when she turns her head side to side giving it the appearance of her hair looking like she has a Darth Vader helmet on.

Look at the grease on that Niggers hair, Her hair doesn't move when she turns her head. Bitch has a Vadercap

by AX333 July 13, 2011

fuck-vader

Someone who is a complete asstard but can't help it; A despicable human being and a highly offensive term

Whenever Allison is drunk, she acts like a major fuck-vader.

by CharlesMulholand September 12, 2004

darth vader

This is the art of pulling ones foreskin back in a dark room, and then turning on a torch to reveal a darth vader shaped silhouette on the wall.

'Oh crap, I've just seen Darth Vader's shadow in my room'

by Clinterous February 18, 2007

slum vader

slum vader is a way to say person with not a lot money but has a car and in more ways then some he is stall got less then you he/she i would say the slum vader is in need the help of things but is a good friend to have hang with you and so on but point is slum vader is the man or women that is short on money and has a car

example a mark can you get me a drink naw i ant got the for that man your being a slum vader

by ever one knows its butters me April 1, 2009

sneaky vandersloot

Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.

Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!

by smithee985 September 18, 2010