A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.
by Jonathan Papoutsis June 17, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. by da bee dee em January 10, 2016
Get the vacation shitsmug. The hysterical state-of-mind that women achieve due to the stress of preparing for an impending vacation.
Eric: "Yo dawg! My wife is vacation crazy this morning and she's driving me nuts! It's DEFCON 1 over here as we pack the car! Your wife do that?"
Amir: "Alison gets vacation crazy two weeks before we leave. Consider yourself lucky!"
Amir: "Alison gets vacation crazy two weeks before we leave. Consider yourself lucky!"
by Eric Reuth January 25, 2023
Get the Vacation Crazymug. Going on a vacation but spending all of your time looking at sites through the screen of your camera phone.
by thesicks November 24, 2016
Get the Screen Vacationmug. by MaxwellsDemon January 1, 2014
Get the marijuana vacationmug. When you work a shitty minimal wage job and want a week off, but cant request a week off legitimately, so you string together a series of days off by combining all of the favors people owe you to cover your shift multiple days in a row whilst also using as many "sick" days are allowed without getting fired in order to create yourself an artificial vacation.
Work has me hella stressed so i need the week off, so i made myself an artificial vacation by asking all of my co-workers who owe me favors to cover my shifts for me the next few days.
by Don't work at starbucks October 2, 2018
Get the artificial vacationmug. Dang, work sucked this week. I think I’m going to swing by the gas station on the way home and snag a $10 vacation for this weekend.
by RG_3 May 30, 2019
Get the $10 vacationmug.