Vacation Crazy

The hysterical state-of-mind that women achieve due to the stress of preparing for an impending vacation.

Eric: "Yo dawg! My wife is vacation crazy this morning and she's driving me nuts! It's DEFCON 1 over here as we pack the car! Your wife do that?"
Amir: "Alison gets vacation crazy two weeks before we leave. Consider yourself lucky!"

by Eric Reuth January 25, 2023

vacation shits

When you have eaten something out of the ordinary that makes your poo smell diffrent that normal

I dont know what i ate last night but i had the Vacation Shits this morning!

by da bee dee em January 10, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.

by Jonathan Papoutsis June 17, 2016

HOSPITAL VACATION

A song made by 4lung

"ayo i like hospital vacation"
"let me listen to it"
"this sounds like the taste of salt"
"shut the fuck up you loaf of glitter glue cheese"

by imsimplyabee January 23, 2021

Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.

“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”

by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018

$10 vacation

Another name for a 12pk of beer

Dang, work sucked this week. I think I’m going to swing by the gas station on the way home and snag a $10 vacation for this weekend.

by RG_3 May 30, 2019

corona vacation

A vacation/break dedicated to Coronavirus. Schools are canceled due to Covid so enjoy your vacation!

Person 1: Yo we are on corona vacation!

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020