Tesco Value Cider

A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"

"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"

by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011

Judeo-Christian values

An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.

Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*

by skulk-collective February 28, 2023

mate value

How attractive someone is as a potential mate. Based on things like beauty/hotness, wealth, intelligence, etc. Different qualities impact mate value in different cultures, and mate value is evaluated somewhat differently for guys versus girls.

Why is it that I keep getting fixed up with guys with super-low mate value?!? I am not lowering my standards!!!

by cherryblossom July 2, 2009

Value-Added

A term used during meetings, generally to sound slick and cutting edge. Means exactly the same thing as "adding value," which itself is redundant because any work project is supposed to add value.

Employee #1: By doing this project we will provide value-added
Employee #2: You mean we'll add value?
Employee #1: You obviously can't keep up with the high energy world of business.

by rlstein November 4, 2009

Dirty Value Slut

One who takes getting good deals to the extreme. They basically just fuck dealz in the ass flip dealz over and then fuck the dealz out of every deal until its gone.

Also sometimes spelled/pronounced "Dirty Value Slet"

The term was coined by the infamous dealz hunter extraordinaire AlSex.

Levi: Hey do you know that kid Alex Olsen?
Parrish: Ya totally
Levi: He dressed up as a tranny during free medium pizza week at papa johns and got four free pizzas in one day.
Parrish: Woah! He is SUCH a DIRTY VALUE SLUT.

by idontplay October 15, 2010

good value

a (usually) female friend who is good fun, intelligent, attractive enough to be seen in public with and open-minded enough to share in boys' dirty jokes, but who for various reasons (i.e, she's not enough of a princess or she's too clean to be a slut) would never be relationship material. versatile and enjoyable, this girl can be taken to live music gigs, makes a pleasing presence at bbqs and gives helpful, rational advice about boys' troubles with the princesses and the sluts, all the while wondering what the hell she's doing wrong...

"lisa? oh she's great, nice girl. good value.... shag her? no man she's like my sister! and that means YOU'RE not going anywhere near it either."

by ekseks October 26, 2006

Low Value Male

Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.

Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.

by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018