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Culture Vulture

A scavenger, circling the media, looking for scraps of originality to add to their conceit. They sport eclectic styles and tastes, always recognisable as having been borrowed without adaption or refinement from elsewhere.
David Bowie is probably the best example of a successful culture vulture.

That website was put together by a Culture Vulture
by Container October 7, 2003
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bitty vulture

a man who will not iniuate converation will women but rather will wait for another man to inituate the converation and than move in and try to steel the attention from the women.
by John Bernstiel August 26, 2008
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Phone vulture

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.
Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.
by Red_Stump August 25, 2009
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Vulture Table

The table or area in an office where people bring food or snacks for others to eat up or take home.
Example 1:
Office Mate 1: We have all these extra pizza slices and cake from the McGyver's birthday party, what should we do?

Office Mate 2: Just put them on the vulture table. One of those fat cows will eat them up or take them home.
by davidhockney January 19, 2012
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Blue Vulture

Noun.

The term used for any consumable item found in a public space. examples include a half-full bottle of soda, a sealed pack of cigarettes, or an untampered Hershey's kiss.

The name is in reference to the scavenger perk featured in the call of duty franchise and how ammo packs in the games usually show a blue vulture icon above them if you have the perk equipped.
hold on a sec, I see a blue vulture. someone forgot their soda can. mine now!
by the117doctor December 28, 2022
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Vulture Troll

A subcategory of troll that is known to comment on articles about a recent death.
"That vulture troll is making fun of the poor 12 year old girl who just died of brain cancer! How tasteless!"
by TiberiusJulius2 January 7, 2012
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Vulture Shit

When your shits are extremely runny and warm. Like that of a Vulture.
Dude that burrito gave me a huge Vulture Shit.
by VultureChit April 1, 2010
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