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vermont splooge shooter

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him
by YeountYeount April 22, 2024
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Vermont volleyball

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.
"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"
by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 11, 2023
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Vermont Hunting

by bob greggery November 10, 2010
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Vermont Lover

Someone who is secretly crazy.
"Did you see that cute little twink over there?"

"Yeah, but be careful. I heard he's a Vermont Lover"
by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020
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Vermont

When two dicks are stuck in an ass and causes an anal tear
“Where are you from?” “Vermont” “Oh so you like two dicks in your ass fucking sicko”
by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022
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vermont oven

much like a dutch oven but instead of farting in your own blanket and exposing it to yourself u fart in a friends blanket (sleeping or awake) and put it over his or her head.
Dylan: "Bob are you awake?"
Bob: zzzzzzzzz
Dyan: im goin to vermont oven this SOB..... Lifts bobs blankets and rips a huge fart.
Bob: takes a huge wif while sleeping. "WTF was that"?

Dylan: "haha u just got vermont ovened!!!!"
by 2 people September 6, 2009
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