A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.
by LG633 July 22, 2024
When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024
To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.
by upvtway February 25, 2014
The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.
by YeountYeount April 23, 2024
by Maaakkkkkkkk July 20, 2022
by radical_arson93 March 19, 2021
Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.
avi: what do you have planned after school?
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
by Boioioing January 10, 2024