womans body part that you piss out of, and shoot blood out of, and give birth to children. NO, THEY DON'T COME FROM HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!
person 1: vaginas rule
person 2: yeah
person 1: mommy where do kids come from?
person 2: i'm not your mommy
person 2: yeah
person 1: mommy where do kids come from?
person 2: i'm not your mommy
by clownmeatpng May 04, 2022
by Trane_3 February 14, 2011
I shoved my dick in her vagina after I orally stimulated it and gave her my herpies, then in 9 months a baby popped out.
by Gman1433 May 25, 2005
Vagina:Noun(Vuh-JYE-nuh)
A woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from head to toe in shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour. Over time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.
A woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from head to toe in shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour. Over time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.
by You'betcha October 25, 2006
When you're in a tight place, or just not sure what to do or say... be comforting by making it uncomfortable.
by Camelia Og February 18, 2018
axe wound – badly wrapped kebab – bald man in a boat – bean – bearded clam – bearded oyster – beaver – beefcurtain – beef curtain – birth cannon – blue waffle – box – bread – buju – camel's foot – camel toe – candy – chach – cha cha – cherry – chocha – cho-cho – chonch – choot – clit – cooch – coochie – cookie – coosie – cooter – cuder – cunny – cunt – cunt punt – cutty – cut up – fanny – fish taco – flange – fuck hole – fur burger – fur pie – gap – gash – growler – hair burger – hair pie – ham wallet – hatchet wound – hoo-hoo – hot pocket – incision – kitty – kooch – kuder – lip – lunchmeat – mangina – man in the boat – meat wallet – minge – moose knuckle – muff – muffin – nappy dugout – neden – nookie – open wound – pink canoe – pink sausage wallet – pink taco – pink velvet sausage wallet – piss flaps – poon – poonaner – poonani – poontang – poon tang pie – pootang – poo tang – pootie tang – the promised land– punani – punanni – puss – pussy – putang – pu-tang – quif – quiff – quim – quivering mound of love pudding – roast beef – roast beef curtains – slit – smush mitten – snatch – snizz – soggy box – sprained vagina – tampon tunnel – tang – trim – tunnel of love – twat – vadge – vag – vajayjay – vertical smile – whispering eye – woo – woogit – wugget – wuss
by Lady of Luck June 06, 2011
The lukeworm hole in the girls crotch.
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The Lukeworm hole in the crotch where the women is formed around.
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The Lukeworm hole in the crotch where the women is formed around.
by W1SC0NS1N April 11, 2010