When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
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…10 mins later…
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Nick: “awesome man you’re the best”
…10 mins later…
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2. Argentinian slang, used a lot by Maradona, which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.
2. Argentinian slang, used a lot by Maradona, which roughly translate to "fuck", in both senses of the word.
1. I got a flu vaccine and now I probably won't get the flu.
2. Some stupid goalkeeper called Maradona fat before a game, so he vaccinated (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.
2. Some stupid goalkeeper called Maradona fat before a game, so he vaccinated (scored against) him 4 times. He then probably went home and vaccinated (fucked) several women.
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