Meat umbrella

When you push all the meat onto the bottom of the chicken wing

Dude I am going to turn this wing into a meat umbrella so I don't get my hands dirty

by Potatosrus234 March 18, 2017

umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Silk Umbrella

An item that is too valuable or expensive to be used for its intended purpose. It is in fact so valuable that it is completely useless.

1: It's raining cats and dogs. Why aren't you using your umbrella?
2: I don't want to ruin it. It's a silk umbrella!

by defenseminister December 10, 2010

cheese umbrella

An umbrella made out of cheese. An idea randomly thought of by Youtuber Phil Lester during Phil Is Not On Fire (PINOF) 6.

Dan Howell: Quick! Say the first thing that comes into your head!
Phil Lester: Uh. Um. Cheese umbrella!

by phangirl5ever09 April 13, 2016

Dick Umbrella

A Condom

Beau only had one dick umbrella left in his wallet after a weekend in Thailand.

by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

pink umbrella

The female clitoris.

I could it was getting wet on her "pink umbrella"

by losthorizons September 20, 2006

umbrella in the rain

An unintelligent and superficial (shallow) person, one which might obligatorily contemplate the definition of 'umbrella in the rain.'

Patronist: You're an umbrella in the rain!
Moron: Huh?!

by sig4mr795 May 9, 2018