C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

U.R.P

Stands for Utterly Random Person
Term used when a person who you dont know or recognise speaks to you like there your friend when in truth they WANT to be you friend

Dude avert eyes potential U.R.P!

by Adam intern October 17, 2004

p/u

Literally, "Picture unrelated" Said whenever a picture has nothing to do with the regarding topic. Mostly used in imageboards.

Today was my first day at work. Everything's getting better than before!

p/u

by anonhacks November 2, 2010

P.U.G

Started by the Cocky Diddy kong mainer "Japan" on the Awesome Allisbrawl.com site started by the owner "nealdt", the term "P.U.G" has a variety of meanings on the interwebz mainly in the Smasher bros. community:

bragger
brag
scrub
loser
prett ugly gay
pretty ugly guy
pretty ugly girl
:/
Fraud
no-lifer
un-loved
queer
lucky
poser
fake
non fiction
n00b
Troll
n00b×2
Racist
Lame
Johner
Sandbag

P.U.G is a term used in the Smash bros community, usually to describes a n00by bragger or a person who goes around bragging stating that he or she rapes pro player's Alt. Characters on Wifi mostly in 1v1s or FFA's and or Coin matches with Items on high, in a game universally knowned as "Super Smasher bros. Brawl"

Person 1: LOLOLOLOL!!!1!!
Person 2: Dude, what is it?
Person 3: yeah dude, what?
Person 1: I totally just 2 stocked and beat Samboner's Yoshi in a FFA today!! ROFLOLOLOLOLOL!!
Person 2: and? o_O?
Person 3: Sam dosn't use Yoshi at all n00b -__-
Person 1: so what? I still beat him! :D
Person 2 & 3: Samboner sandbagged you ROFL! XD, your a P.U.G! :P, No johnz get rape
Person 1: T_T

by Japan0wnedYou May 10, 2009

P.U.D.

P.U.D. is the acronym given to the condition of Post University Depression, a condition picked up by Uni leavers across the country who are suffering from the University lifestyle (drinking regularly, having no responsibility and being a general lazy bugger.)

P.U.D. is contagious and can be spread by spending to much time in the proximity of carriers.

There are a few known treatments for P.U.D. these are; getting on it, Pro Evo 5 (Master League only,) topping yourself and the most important of the lot sleeping with disgusting individuals! Sufferers of P.U.D. can never completely rid themselves of the disease, but it can be kept under control by a combination of these treatments.

I've finished my degree and can't even get a job in Tesco's, its giving me major P.U.D.

The only job I'll be getting any time soon is full time time PUD!

I'm getting absolutely mortal tonight and then i'm gonna root some absolute dogs, it should sort out my P.U.D. at least for a night anyway!

by eltrain05 September 25, 2011

d.p.u.s

d.p.u.s--Dark Piece of Uncircumsized Skin

ew, why does sumaiya look so much like d.p.u.s? Thats worse then w.p.u.s

by Chelsea! January 23, 2006

w.p.u.s

white piece of uncircumsized skin, (wah-pus)

fuck chelsea, ur such a w.p.u.s!!

by sumaiya January 3, 2006