*turtles*

Too hide in one's shirt (usual sub behavior) from embarrassment or used as a tactic to get the (probably Dom that they like) to remove their clothes. And yes subs I revealed your secret. So h a h

Dom: I love you, sub
Sub: ee *turtles*

by Kawaiikoifish13 November 23, 2019

Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes

I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.

by lixisquid January 1, 2015

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

by papers July 17, 2011

I like turtles

No you dont -__-

"I like turtles" :D

"Fuck you" -__-

by TheflyinHawaiian03 April 1, 2011

Save turtles

We shall save the turtles because they are amazing creatures

Metal sraw to save turtles

by Janse October 3, 2019

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is

"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy

by <(* *)> October 18, 2008

Skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis

girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."

by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010