award winning turd

A turd so incredible that it merits formal recognition.

There is absolutely no doubt that this was an award winning turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

turd it up a notch

to suck. to fail. to do something that leads to failure. the opposite of 'turn it up a notch.'

Person 1: Wow, that Jay Cutler really sucked last season.
Person 2: Yeah, I guess he decided to turd it up a notch.

by truckel5 August 1, 2010

turd crumbs

nugs of poo which have broken off the main vessel.

dude, i went to take a dump and you left a batch of turd crumbs in the bowl.

by Dan Carre February 22, 2004

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

turd drok

Pronounced exactly like its spelled.
Turd Drok is the shit blotches you see in a toilet after someone took an explosive dump. It can be adhered sufficiently enough to withstand flushing. Looks like somebody fired a shotgun loaded with shit into a toilet bowl. Can be symptomatic of a colon problem.

Every damn toilet in this john is caked with turd drok! What the hell do people eat around here?! They to line these damn toilets with teflon!

by Big Ed Moustapha May 14, 2008

turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

turd dunking

defintion 1: verb. the act of dunking for feces; similar to bobbing for apples.

definition 2: verb. when prairie dogging in the toliet bowl said turd will dunk repeatedly in and out of water

definition 1:
hey jenny, are you going to sarah's party? theres going to be turd dunking!!!!

definition 2:
Dude!!! i totally heard some splashing in the bathroom.... Todd is sooo turd dunking

by kharma_ghost314317 August 24, 2009