Turban nigger

Someone from India or some other shithole were turban usage is not frowned upon for some reason.
Also Sikhs.

Based guy: I don't know why they hired a new turban nigger, I get it is cheap but I don't like smelling shit at my workplace.
HR Karen: Generalizations about turban wearers are inaccurate and misleading. It's crucial to acknowledge the diversity and complexity of turban wearing practices.
Based guy: I hate women too I forgot while focusing on my turban-related hatred.

by El Bartos Amigo Gomez May 25, 2024

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Turbanator

Patbrick the Turbanator is a cool awesome and powerful god who can control time and shoot bricks out of his hands

ayo turbanator over there you mah dude

by TheBananaFactory September 29, 2021

Urban turban

Cool guy who makes fun of everything. He is sikh but he truly hates when people associate middle eastern appearance to terrorism. Better not mess up with this dude and you’ll always have fun when around him.

Urban turban is da shit!

by Urban_turban127 October 22, 2018

Man Wearing Turban Emoji

I cant put an image cause I'm a fucking idiot, but the man wearing turban emoji is used by dumbasses who cant put anything funny or interesting after what you put, like in a text or conversation, because they think they're funny, often used by older folk.

2Racism is an awful thing, we should really stop it"

":man wearing turban emoji:"

by Azoodlepop May 27, 2024

Hairy Turban

Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.

He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.

by Hernando Fernando April 3, 2008

AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

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by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021